What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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