The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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