dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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