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I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
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You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
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