She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Randomize