did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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