things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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