I wanna bring you to show and tell
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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