don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
how drunk are you?
Several
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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