so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
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CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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