T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
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Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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