Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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