you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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