Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
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You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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