I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
