I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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