Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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