And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm like, not good at living.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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