no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
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That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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