I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
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FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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