A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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