turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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