Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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