hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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