Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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