Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
You're a disaster
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