I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
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tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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