Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
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Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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