I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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