i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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