if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
