Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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