a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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