At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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