This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
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HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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