i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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