So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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