My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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