ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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