im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
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I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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