is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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