He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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