You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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