Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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