Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
The adults are the big ones right?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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