My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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