It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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