Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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