And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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