So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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