I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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