I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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