Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
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Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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