So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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