i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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