how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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