DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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