i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
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He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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