Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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