that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
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Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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