Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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